Officially Old...

OK, I think everyone out there reaches the point in their lives when they think....I'm old. Or, at least oldER than I remember myself being. Well, at school today, I receive an email from Pass Your Plate (sort of like Super Suppers...you go and make your food and freeze it??). The local PYP (see? I'm on abbreviation terms with them now!!) was having a wine-tasting, food-sampling party tonight where you can try out all of their March menu items. Free wine? Free food? It's like Saturday at Sam's WITH alcohol!!! Count me in!! So, I recruit my two trusty friends and we cruise on over at 4:00 pm. (The first 30 customers get free door prizes...we're there! Another sign I'm old..I'm looking out for door prizes!!) We realize that we each have massive SUVs sans children (2nd old sign..driving a mom car---which I love by the way :) and are amongst 25 other women with kiddos---stay at home moms I'm sure since it's 4:00pm. The three of us grab our popsicle sticks which are encrypted with our door prizes (an order of sweet bacon green beans :) and head to the bar. Then we survey the location...many different samples, so little time :) This is my place, I think to myself!! Of course, I spent $40.00 on what was supposed to be a 'free' evening of entertainment but I calculated in my head that each meal I get out of these frozen entrees works out to be about $3.00 a meal/person. 3rd sign I'm getting old---I'm calculating the price per meal...